Dick Parts

I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

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It’s important to note that I did this in 5 inch stilettos, and upon returning home for thanksgiving, my mother remarked that “It’s like you’re transitioning… in to a drag queen.” View Larger

It’s important to note that I did this in 5 inch stilettos, and upon returning home for thanksgiving, my mother remarked that “It’s like you’re transitioning… in to a drag queen.”

October 8, 2012 @ 8:25 PM 14 notes

My catnip lawn became… more than a lawn.

October 8, 2012 @ 8:19 PM 6 notes
October 8, 2012 @ 8:13 PM 3 notes

So when I moved in the early Summer, I had planned to bike back to my parents’ house along the canal every day to tend to my garden.
But then I got sick, so that really wasn’t an option.
All the things I meticulously planned out, plotted, and planted became extremely overgrown.Without me there to prune and train them, and cut blossoms and things,they just… sprawled.
My horseradish took up like, five times more space than a horseradish plant should take,
My daikon ran out of space, and actually started just growing out of the ground because they couldn’t go down anymore.
My butternut squash, which I was so sure had been irreparably damaged by animal, sprawled a good 12 feet in many directions, with actually a ton of blossoms and fruit, which is shocking considering they had no compost or fertilizing materials added at all,
My kale are harvestable. I have one of each of the breeds that I planted.
Beets are all overgrown, all my radishes have a bunch of pods on them,
My onions got so overgrown with weeds around them, that they crowded out the onions, and they’re just these teeny lil’ guys about the size of a marble.
It was just… Good. View Larger

So when I moved in the early Summer, I had planned to bike back to my parents’ house along the canal every day to tend to my garden.

But then I got sick, so that really wasn’t an option.

All the things I meticulously planned out, plotted, and planted became extremely overgrown.
Without me there to prune and train them, and cut blossoms and things,
they just… sprawled.

My horseradish took up like, five times more space than a horseradish plant should take,

My daikon ran out of space, and actually started just growing out of the ground because they couldn’t go down anymore.

My butternut squash, which I was so sure had been irreparably damaged by animal, sprawled a good 12 feet in many directions, with actually a ton of blossoms and fruit, which is shocking considering they had no compost or fertilizing materials added at all,

My kale are harvestable. I have one of each of the breeds that I planted.

Beets are all overgrown, all my radishes have a bunch of pods on them,

My onions got so overgrown with weeds around them, that they crowded out the onions, and they’re just these teeny lil’ guys about the size of a marble.

It was just… Good.

October 8, 2012 @ 8:10 PM 10 notes

I suddenly understand what Colleen was feeling when all her garden got paint all over it, and a bunch of her plants died,

and i just

don’t know what to do,

I’ve been having these really intense 8 hour long dizzy spells, and my bike broke, so I haven’t been able to get to my garden,
and when I called my parents to ask them to water them, they didn’t do it, they waited until today, which was the day I was going to come anyway, and now everything is dead, and i don’t know what to do.

It’s not fair that I had to wait 6 hours at the hospital, just for them to tell me I was “next in line”, and then still see nobody for the next 40 minutes. I had to leave because I was too tired and angry to even be able to deal with a doctor at that point,
and it’s not fucking fair that I have to go to the hospital all the time because I have to wait until everything gets to a point of emergency because my family doctor is a stuck up homophobic ignorant cissexist, and nobody is taking new patients.

i don’t know what to do if I get dizzy again, because it’s so bad I can’t work,
but I have no time to go to the hospital, this was the only time I could possibly do it, I have so much to do all the time, and we’re shortstaffed at work, and i swear to god they’re just going to send me home and say “Well, if it happens again, come back,” when THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT, IT KEEPS HAPPENING, AND I CAN’T EVEN WORK THROUGH IT, I AM INCAPACITATED.

And I am just sobbing, because the only fucking thing I cared about, the only thing that keeps me sane, has now been partially destroyed,
and I might not have half the things I planted,
and the tobacco that was so hard to germinate, and I used up all the seeds is probably beyond reviving,
and my mom feels like it’s probably hormones, and she’s acting like I should KNOW what this is
and I don’t, and I just broke down, and screamsobbed,

and i don’t have a bike, and I have so much to do that I don’t have time for,
and I got half an hour of sleep, and that’s not okay.

June 15, 2012 @ 8:27 AM 2 notes

TOBACCO SPROUTS TODAY

May 10, 2012 @ 6:53 PM 2 notes

YO

MY BUTTERNUT SQUASH, CONNECTICUT FIELD PUMPKINS, AND MY MARINA DI CHIOGGIA SQUASH

ARE

ALL

SPROUTED

May 9, 2012 @ 11:19 PM 6 notes

I got my last package of seeds today, and built my second raised garden bed,

which means that it’s time to start up my gardening blog.

It also means my entire body hurts and i am probably going to die today.

April 19, 2012 @ 5:49 PM 6 notes

I SAID FUCK YOU

to weakness, and illness, and muscle problems,

AND I TORE DOWN THE OLD SWINGSET IN MY BACKYARD!!

which prompted my youngest brother to descend in to complete hysterical not-able-to-breathe sobbing.

BUT I DON’T CARE, BECAUSE HE WON’T BE SOBBING THIS TIME NEXT YEAR WHEN HE IS STILL FEASTING ON A VARIETY OF SQUASHES!!!

April 17, 2012 @ 6:39 PM 1 note

i am going to cover my naked body in these seed packets and just lie there

and feel

the seeds,

the power

of the seeds,

for i am king of the seeds.

April 16, 2012 @ 6:10 PM 11 notes

anartea:

this reminds me of a certain vlogbrothers video
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anartea:

this reminds me of a certain vlogbrothers video

(Source: roosterfield, via garbagecult)

August 25, 2011 @ 1:29 PM 776 notes