Dick Parts

I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

@ScaryFag on Twitter and Instagram

i am so frickin’ outraged about the shit i have gotten myself in to

September 13, 2013 @ 5:59 PM 1 note

i wish alan neal and grant lawrence would fall in love and move far far away together because i HATE THEM BOTH BUT THEY DESERVE LOVE AS MUCH AS ANYBODY ELSE

September 13, 2013 @ 5:38 PM 1 note

fun idea: never trust straight boys, they are not even that great probably

August 29, 2013 @ 2:12 AM 5 notes

rhubarbrastreisand:

i literally once made a tiny My Chemical Romance out of paper and key limes

there is nothing in my life that i should ever be more embarrassed about than this

i’m not fucking kidding you about this

(via seed-hunks)

July 2, 2013 @ 4:16 PM 31 notes

wow i have great hair

June 21, 2013 @ 8:40 PM 24 notes

i am going to watch Rent so i can cry about how terrible it is and also AIDS

April 5, 2013 @ 3:42 PM 4 notes

the counter-protest facebook event for the cancellation of the rick ross concert at carleton makes me so frustrated that i literally feel like erupting

in the sense of puking

i am gagging

March 29, 2013 @ 5:13 PM 6 notes

oh god now that i’ve been back from toronto for over 24hrs i actually have to read and reply to facebook messages and e-mails

February 12, 2013 @ 7:26 PM 1 note

“You have to understand when it hurt to love her,
it hurt the way the light hurts your eyes in the middle of the night,
but I had to see,
even through the ruin, if what we were burying were seeds.”

Andrea Gibson  (via shakethecobwebs)

(Source: theholidaystar, via shakethecobwebs)

January 20, 2013 @ 5:25 PM 434 notes

the ottawa sun is edited by a goat, i swear to god

whichever articles don’t get chewed up are published

and whoever comes up with the most offensive headline gets a chocolate bar and blue ribbon

January 11, 2013 @ 9:51 AM 10 notes

I don’t understand how Mara can simultaneously be the best thing that ever happened to me, and the literal worst friend

January 9, 2013 @ 7:00 PM 2 notes

ALL I WANT IN MY LIFE IS FAT FEMME LOVE

BOYS NIGHT WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

December 14, 2012 @ 1:02 AM 3 notes
Rhube:
I don't mean any of this BORING partner yoga, though, I mean like,
Mara:
Yeah, I getcha,
Rhube:
Like that shit where it's like, how does this even happen? They're balancing, but totally off centre,
Mara:
Where does one partner start and where does one partner end.
Rhube:
What, no,
Mara:
Really nasty shit, I getcha,
Rhube:
Noooo,
Mara:
Yeah. I getcha.
November 7, 2012 @ 7:41 PM 5 notes

omg mara took the phone

I NEED TO TEXT THE BOY I LIKE

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

OH GOD

November 2, 2012 @ 5:47 PM

genderpoliceman:

rockonwater:

rhubarbrastreisand:

not being attractive to straight men is the worst thing that ever happened to me, next to acne

TESTOSTERONE IS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
IS IT BETTER FOR ME TO LIKE MYSELF, OR FOR STRAIGHT MEN TO LIKE ME???????????
THIS IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE BEST AND WORST

DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO

If you are a dude.. why the fuck do want straight men to “like” you???

If you want straight men to be attracted to you, and you don’t want acne, quit testosterone. Straight men are not attracted to other men. Testosterone causes acne, sometimes for a short time but often for months or years.

here’s a fun lil’ fact, ya cute baby,

Acne and straight men not being attracted to me don’t concern me as much as the changes that testosterone is having that I like.

Acne sucks whether it’s from hormones, or something else.
Do you genuinely expect me to not complain about a single side effect that I view as negative because I should be just sssssssssssoooooooooo damn thankful for the hormones in the first place?

Fuck you.

Like, I post a million fucking posts about how great the hair growth is, or how my voice dropping is making me more comfortable with myself, but the second I have a complaint, I get reblogged by “genderpoliceman”?

what the fuck

is going on

that you think I should view absolutely every effect of T as a positive?
Acne hurts, and I don’t like how it makes me look. That’s the long and the short of it.

And while we’re here, “straight men are not attracted to other men” might seem logical, but you’re looking at sexuality as severely black and white. I get that you’re probably straight, and don’t really have to think about these things much, but sexual identity and sexual orientation and sexuality all mean different things.
I identify as gay, but I am pansexual. Gay is my sexual identity because I feel it fits me and the way I express my sexuality, as I am mainly emotionally attracted to men. I am sexually attracted to people of all genders, though.
I know plenty of straight men who have a straight identity, but have sex with men. That doesn’t mean they have any obligation to identify otherwise. That’s just how things work.

And even if you are looking at sexuality in the most basic as fuck Kinsey Scale way, it is claimed that very few people are a complete “0” or “6” on the scale. That doesn’t mean very few people are straight. That just means sexuality is fluid.

And once more, my liking straight boys does not affect my gender, so why would I go off T when it is something positive for me, and something I have been fighting for for a really long time?
It’s exhausting that I can’t express anything even remotely negative, in even a somewhat humorous context without being targeted by the fucking binarist insecure fuckheads.

(via )

October 28, 2012 @ 8:30 PM 14 notes