Dick Parts

I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

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I just bit in to, chewed, and swallowed a piece of tin foil. This is 21.

August 13, 2014 @ 4:38 PM 1 note

(screaming) croooooohn’s!!!!!!!!

August 8, 2014 @ 3:03 PM 2 notes

i am so frickin’ outraged about the shit i have gotten myself in to

September 13, 2013 @ 5:59 PM 1 note

i wish alan neal and grant lawrence would fall in love and move far far away together because i HATE THEM BOTH BUT THEY DESERVE LOVE AS MUCH AS ANYBODY ELSE

September 13, 2013 @ 5:38 PM 1 note

fun idea: never trust straight boys, they are not even that great probably

August 29, 2013 @ 2:12 AM 5 notes

rhubarbrastreisand:

i literally once made a tiny My Chemical Romance out of paper and key limes

there is nothing in my life that i should ever be more embarrassed about than this

i’m not fucking kidding you about this

(via seed-hunks)

July 2, 2013 @ 4:16 PM 31 notes

wow i have great hair

June 21, 2013 @ 8:40 PM 24 notes

i am going to watch Rent so i can cry about how terrible it is and also AIDS

April 5, 2013 @ 3:42 PM 4 notes

the counter-protest facebook event for the cancellation of the rick ross concert at carleton makes me so frustrated that i literally feel like erupting

in the sense of puking

i am gagging

March 29, 2013 @ 5:13 PM 6 notes

oh god now that i’ve been back from toronto for over 24hrs i actually have to read and reply to facebook messages and e-mails

February 12, 2013 @ 7:26 PM 1 note

“You have to understand when it hurt to love her,
it hurt the way the light hurts your eyes in the middle of the night,
but I had to see,
even through the ruin, if what we were burying were seeds.”

Andrea GibsonĀ  (via shakethecobwebs)

(Source: theholidaystar, via shakethecobwebs)

January 20, 2013 @ 5:25 PM 449 notes

the ottawa sun is edited by a goat, i swear to god

whichever articles don’t get chewed up are published

and whoever comes up with the most offensive headline gets a chocolate bar and blue ribbon

January 11, 2013 @ 9:51 AM 10 notes

I don’t understand how Mara can simultaneously be the best thing that ever happened to me, and the literal worst friend

January 9, 2013 @ 7:00 PM 2 notes

ALL I WANT IN MY LIFE IS FAT FEMME LOVE

BOYS NIGHT WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

December 14, 2012 @ 1:02 AM 3 notes
Rhube:
I don't mean any of this BORING partner yoga, though, I mean like,
Mara:
Yeah, I getcha,
Rhube:
Like that shit where it's like, how does this even happen? They're balancing, but totally off centre,
Mara:
Where does one partner start and where does one partner end.
Rhube:
What, no,
Mara:
Really nasty shit, I getcha,
Rhube:
Noooo,
Mara:
Yeah. I getcha.
November 7, 2012 @ 7:41 PM 5 notes