lol i feel like I should take something from the fact that I just got a message from somebody on OKCupid, being like “Hey, wanna meet up again ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))) etc”

and it was signed “Andrew”

and I was like “Andrew… I had sex with somebody named Andrew?”

and then I flashed back to lying in a hotel bedroom mostly naked exclaiming that “you can’t have sex with me until I’m sober”, and then silence, as I turned to him, giggled softly,¬†and said

"I don’t know your name."