literally actually though why am i having this conversation with this straight dude on OKCUpid rn when i won’t even reply to my own actual fb messages and e-mails mostly
i may have sent this to OKCupid in response to their new “Crazy Blind Date” app.
it might have included a blurb about how they are uncreative and i hate them and i want to puke in their shoes. with a lot of ‘fuck’s included.
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why
why why why why
why why why
why
why do straight boys hit on me on OKCupid
seriously what even
straight boys
i am not an outlet for your bicuriousity
i do not want to have discrete nsa sex with you
leave
now
How apt.
The first one thinks you’re a male prostitute????????????
justifiable. i frequently flag for “rent boy”
v persistent OKCupid boys
the second one is actually straight tho lol
I match really poorly with most of the gay men on OKCupid, because they’re all pretty homonormative, and not of radical opinions,
but then there are the ones that i match poorly with, but they’re still super predatory and persistent, and like
what do i even do
oh my god
“have you ever dated a woman?”
“what is your HIV status?”
is this
is this really going to happen
are these really questions that you weren’t going to ask me before
like for real
what even is gay
i don’t understand why these questions are now relevant, and weren’t before?
This is the official cutest “definitely never going to work out” message I have received on OKCupid.
This is so cute.
oh god this gross straight dude is trying to get me to have “nsa fun”
he asked me what i wanted and i told him desserts and pretty clothes
why do i do this WHY DO I ENGAGE
so i definitely tried to send some straight dude who was hitting on me in to gay panic
and it didn’t work at all and he just wants to get freaky
what do
Fun fact: I have a date(?) with this 32 year old straight dude aw yeah
it’s a good thing that I vaguely alluded to the fact that I am in a constant state of medical emergency on my OKCupid description,
because lol
can you imagine
if I couldn’t say “Well, I warned you.”
hah
those poor people
got this e-mail, and sort of skimmed over it in my inbox, reading “You have a new message from heterosexuals!”
and just thought “OH GOD THEY FOUND ME.”
