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I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

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yeah, fucking autocorrect

yeah, fucking autocorrect

October 30, 2013 @ 1:59 AM 6 notes

[tw alcohol]
i told him i was drunk, but then… View Larger

[tw alcohol]

i told him i was drunk, but then…

October 30, 2013 @ 1:55 AM 15 notes

oh my goodness, this message, paired with this match %, paired with the excerpt “Cannot stand rap or metal.” from his profile
i want this embroidered on a god dang pillow View Larger

oh my goodness, this message, paired with this match %, paired with the excerpt “Cannot stand rap or metal.” from his profile

i want this embroidered on a god dang pillow

September 8, 2013 @ 6:50 PM 8 notes

i said that my evening had turned to CBC + drinking, and then i read that he was in to public broadcasting and alcohol, and now i am more than a lil’ embarassed

i’m defs going to see if he wants to lemonade + vodka w me on Friday

August 29, 2013 @ 12:27 AM 4 notes
June 29, 2013 @ 3:19 PM 8 notes

his prior messages, which i did not respond, consisted of “mmmm”,and then 23 days later “i want to take your ass mmmm”
what a charmer, damn. he really knows how to win a boy’s heart.(+ass) View Larger

his prior messages, which i did not respond, consisted of “mmmm”,
and then 23 days later “i want to take your ass mmmm”

what a charmer, damn. he really knows how to win a boy’s heart.(+ass)

June 29, 2013 @ 2:55 PM 7 notes

literally actually though why am i having this conversation with this straight dude on OKCUpid rn when i won’t even reply to my own actual fb messages and e-mails mostly

May 20, 2013 @ 4:58 PM 5 notes

i may have sent this to OKCupid in response to their new “Crazy Blind Date” app.
it might have included a blurb about how they are uncreative and i hate them and i want to puke in their shoes. with a lot of ‘fuck’s included.
oop View Larger

i may have sent this to OKCupid in response to their new “Crazy Blind Date” app.

it might have included a blurb about how they are uncreative and i hate them and i want to puke in their shoes. with a lot of ‘fuck’s included.

oop

January 15, 2013 @ 3:56 PM 6 notes
January 10, 2013 @ 10:03 PM 12 notes

why

why why why why

why why why

why

why do straight boys hit on me on OKCupid

seriously what even

straight boys

i am not an outlet for your bicuriousity

i do not want to have discrete nsa sex with you

leave

now

January 7, 2013 @ 9:40 PM 6 notes

How apt. View Larger

How apt.

December 31, 2012 @ 1:57 PM 5 notes
The first one thinks you’re a male prostitute????????????

justifiable. i frequently flag for “rent boy”

November 27, 2012 @ 7:21 PM 1 note

v persistent OKCupid boys

the second one is actually straight tho lol

November 27, 2012 @ 3:48 PM 3 notes

I match really poorly with most of the gay men on OKCupid, because they’re all pretty homonormative, and not of radical opinions,

but then there are the ones that i match poorly with, but they’re still super predatory and persistent, and like

what do i even do

November 27, 2012 @ 3:26 PM 2 notes

oh my god

"have you ever dated a woman?"

"what is your HIV status?"

is this

is this really going to happen

are these really questions that you weren’t going to ask me before

like for real

what even is gay

i don’t understand why these questions are now relevant, and weren’t before?

November 15, 2012 @ 8:45 PM 6 notes