Dick Parts

I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

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[trigger warning: drugs, mental illness]

i put on pants, made the bed, masking-taped all the cat hair off me,

this guy better be bringing me some good-ass drugs and food that both make me forget the horror movie that is my brain and body

May 3, 2014 @ 7:05 PM 2 notes

drugs always make me really analyze all the weird shit i do when not on drugs that kind of seems more like i’m on drugs than when i’m on drugs

April 25, 2014 @ 11:43 PM 6 notes

sometimes it takes a little drugs to open your eyes up to how freakin’ weird it is that you went to the grocery store 3 times a day for a week to buy a chocolate chick, put it in the freezer for 15 minutes, then eat it in a weird ritualistic fashion

April 25, 2014 @ 11:41 PM 5 notes

[tw: drugs, alcohol]

i like that my version of a drug binge is a moderate amount of pot and alcohol for a week or so

anyway guess who’s drunk again

September 14, 2013 @ 9:31 PM 8 notes

somebody needs to come comfort me

w drugs or alcohol

and i’m not putting pants on

September 11, 2013 @ 7:59 PM 3 notes

oh christ this is a very personal post, i am high

It’s funny how i started wearing the shirt that Sean left here jokingly, and now it’s an actual comfort thing.

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September 10, 2013 @ 1:40 AM 12 notes

i knew i was going to burn out, i was like “I need to take it easy and stay home for a while,” but i still didn’t do it, and now i feel like the entire world is falling down on me, and i am just gonna take a few lil’ ‘quels and not drink for a while, and hope it all balances out

June 2, 2013 @ 4:58 PM 2 notes

oh god i am worried about this seroquel recall now

i am v unstable

May 20, 2013 @ 11:55 PM 2 notes

other good things about vanier

I wouldn't normally say something like this, but I wish he would get a job. But just because then he wouldn't always be here, all day, all the time.
He has a job! I'm pretty sure he's a drug dealer.
Oh, really? Oh, that's good I guess.
May 9, 2013 @ 10:28 PM 4 notes

okay last night i was telling sean about the time i was on mushrooms?? and I said “[…]and I had bondage rope in my bag,” and he was like “Of course you did, and like
what’s that supposed to mean????????????
u wanna go???????????????????

May 9, 2013 @ 8:47 PM 5 notes


Sometimes you just need to bong out with your dong out. You know, vape out with your snake out, bubbler out with your chubbler out, smoke out with your penis skin showing.

(Source: heckacute)

May 5, 2013 @ 12:50 AM 332 notes


Long story short, don’t try to use wheat. They sound similar, but weed gets you way higher. 

(Source: heckacute)

May 2, 2013 @ 6:50 PM 76 notes

last night i got high and became incredibly emotionally invested in RuPaul’s Drag Race

i spent the entire performance smiling and clutching my lil gay hands, and then the entire lip-sync competition with my brow furrowed and my lil gay hands clutched so hard i couldn’t feel them, and just kept squealing in various intonations

April 18, 2013 @ 9:11 PM 8 notes

finch is coming home, we just talked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they will be here tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and they left ativan for in case i have another panic attack!!!!!!!!

April 6, 2013 @ 5:52 PM 5 notes

[trigger warning: drugs]

tune in next time to find out if i ever leave my house again, because i’m p sure somebody slipped me something last night, and now i’d be p okay with not ever going to a party. ever.

January 6, 2013 @ 5:37 PM 3 notes