i look like a potato a lot
Dick Parts
I'm Rhube.
I'm an apathetic anarchist, a fickle vegan, and an agender gay boy??????
I like plants, especially lichen. I like boys, and rap music, and homoeroticism. I'm really in to fashion, myself, and glitter. I use too many words to say things that could definitely be said in few or no words. Basically, I am way cute, and people follow me because I am way cute.
I'm an apathetic anarchist, a fickle vegan, and an agender gay boy??????
I like plants, especially lichen. I like boys, and rap music, and homoeroticism. I'm really in to fashion, myself, and glitter. I use too many words to say things that could definitely be said in few or no words. Basically, I am way cute, and people follow me because I am way cute.
i have a Thing on my inner thigh and it hurts
fuck having giant thighs that rub together and leave Things
the question is: what weird porn will i watch tonight??
I dunno, when you hear one just put your head back as far as you can and cackle loudly. You’ll probably appreciate them more then. If this doesn’t work I don’t know what I can do for you.
aw if you hate puns you hate my entire ability to socializeHELP ME LEARN
let puns into your heart
fuq u
i would suggest samwise but i think after spending today with her i hate puns even morehonestly she is helping me learn to be okay with puns because hers are like, cream of the crop, top notch puns
but idk even
i don’t feel strong enough
you need a Dad (i appear before you wearing cargo shorts and a watch)i do need a dad, be real
please somebody help me learn not to hate puns so much
sean said he’d win me a bear at some carnival thing
he better not be fucking around, I NEED THIS
(Source: zengraca, via bellymagic)
i can’t afford a cat
judith needs $1200 surgery
i need $6000 surgery
i am poor
there was a cat that judith and i were in love with at the shelter she came from and his name was Thumbs and he was v rowdy and cute
and i was Already in love with him when i saw him on the shelter’s website, and i would go and look at his page every few days, and then i met him in person and i just couldn’t deal and i tried to make finch let us have a cat too but we Couldn’t
ookay i looked at my cat encyclopedia but now i am looking in to getting a cat
so
that went downhill p quickly
Whose idea was it for me to make personal blogs? Now the internet’s going to think I’m a sulky baby. Well, I’ll have you know, Internet, that I am an adult who does adult things, like buying whole-wheat bread, and the Weather Network is my homepage.
#actual grown-up things
more pics of my Actual Real Perfect Hair
you’re welcome
MY HAIR IS LITERALLY PERFECT TODAY
it doesn’t even matter if i already put on my footie pajamas and am not leaving the house at all
i am perfect
i am good to look at
