Dick Parts

I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

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a thing i yelled during sex last night??
July 30, 2014 @ 1:18 AM 9 notes

i feel like i have to make a special saxifraged appreciation post for all the A+ comments he leaves on my posts


July 30, 2014 @ 12:35 AM 1 note

jesse was late for his own show last week because he was painting his nails, i am not even kidding you right now

July 30, 2014 @ 12:29 AM 5 notes

the fact that i will scowl at a baby and criticize them for being smelly, but i will look at my cat, and say “hey smelly li’l guy. why are you so smelly? do you have poop stuck in your fur? aw, my smelly guy,” and literally remove feces from his butt and then tell him how much i adore him says a lot about who i am

July 29, 2014 @ 10:54 PM 19 notes

[tw: drugs]

uuuuuugh i only have like, 1 gram of regular weed left, so i’ve been using the good weed, and it makes me 100% useless,
like, i would not be able to work while smoking this weed. i can barely exist at all on this weed. omg

July 29, 2014 @ 9:44 PM 3 notes


*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via wheretheoscarwildethingsare)

July 29, 2014 @ 9:34 PM 40,199 notes


gender wizard :

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

Um… to the 16 952 people who’ve reblogged this post: you are all frauds. I’m pretty sure we all know rhubarbrastreisand is the winner of gay.

(◡‿◡✿) thank you all for this honour
i would like to thank Yeezus, Judy Garland, all of my brothers,
my mother and her love of navy musicals, and genetic gifts of great eyebrows and hair,
my stepfather who taught me how important nice eyebrows and polished shoes are, and the differences between fashion and style,

v gay,

July 29, 2014 @ 9:31 PM 26,608 notes


July 29, 2014 @ 9:02 PM 3 notes

lol @ all the boys i’ve tricked in to liking me

July 29, 2014 @ 7:56 PM 12 notes

okay but how did i,
start dating somebody who doesn’t even identify as “gay” or “queer”, but rather as a “homosexual”

like, think about everything that implies, and figure out how i just rode that cock

July 29, 2014 @ 3:38 AM 9 notes

w hy is my dating life perfect

July 29, 2014 @ 2:37 AM 4 notes

jesse is a perf angel and i am lucky to be dating him

July 28, 2014 @ 3:26 PM 5 notes

i still can’t stop thinking about alex with like, 20 dogs, just living and walking and dog stuff,

July 27, 2014 @ 5:29 PM 1 note

[tw: drugs]

i am going canoe camping with my brother and a lot of drugs, i’m super excited

and i am just so thankful for everything my family is and does wow
my parents are the greatest ever, and even if my brother is annoying, i love him, and hope this camping trip is the best

July 27, 2014 @ 5:17 PM 5 notes

I hate my fucking life right now, my back wheel was stolen literally while I was in my house, and I just bought a new tire for it, and biking is my only way of getting around, fuck

July 27, 2014 @ 5:56 AM 1 note