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I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

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What do you think of a second cat?

What if I never love it like I love you? You’re my favourite thing. And you have beautiful eyes.

September 17, 2014 @ 7:56 PM 12 notes

I met the teeniest tiniest little kitten today who licked my finger, and snuggled me, and had mitten hands, and let out little mews,
He was very cute and I teared up,

September 14, 2014 @ 1:42 AM 13 notes


*walks up to a straight couple* so which one is the grump and which one is the not so grump?

(via papagrump)

September 14, 2014 @ 1:35 AM 2,487 notes

When I came home, A Black And White Photograph Of Kanye West and I had a big cuddle and catch up, and I showed him all the cool things I got, and told him about a cat I met today, so it was really nice, and now I am drinking tea in bed, and he is asleep in a cat ball on his half of the bed, and I am noticing that I have a dream life,

September 14, 2014 @ 1:13 AM 10 notes

Today I bought leather jogging pants, leather bike shorts, and a leather 5 panel hat,

I guess the theme is things that don’t need to be leather

September 14, 2014 @ 1:10 AM 5 notes

Ultimate hipster

Ultimate hipster

September 12, 2014 @ 4:28 PM 11 notes

touching frozen bananas to my nipples?

September 12, 2014 @ 1:04 AM 5 notes

I told james that “my true soulmate will read my twitter twice a day, at least,”
and now he reads my twitter

September 12, 2014 @ 12:27 AM 6 notes

today I masturbated three times, drank a litre of chocolate milk, and took a nap

Very Productive Day, clearly

September 12, 2014 @ 12:21 AM 12 notes

just a reminder that we are Much Larger than cats, so please be gentle with your cat friends,

September 11, 2014 @ 6:05 PM 11 notes

(extended scream)

September 11, 2014 @ 1:16 PM 1 note

I still really don’t understand the straight lifestyle, and I think it’s dangerous to give them money

September 7, 2014 @ 1:03 AM 10 notes

Fuck fall,
It gets a little breezy, and I get all hungry for melodramatic straight boy romance,
I don’t know what it is about this time of year

September 7, 2014 @ 12:29 AM 6 notes




still waiting on answers

September 6, 2014 @ 8:44 PM 8 notes

I have three brothers, one 2 years older, one 5 years younger, and one 10 years younger, and when my parents would leave me to babysit my younger brothers when I was like 13ish, I would put the youngest one to bed, and I would let my other brother stay up late with me and my older brother to play loud music and dance in the dark, but only if he donned sunglasses and a toque and went by the name Diesel

September 6, 2014 @ 8:36 PM 11 notes