Dick Parts

I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

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haha somebody is sending me awful manipulative texts and i am unsure if i should continue not replying or tell them that they are being manipulative and to please frick off

April 23, 2014 @ 10:54 PM 3 notes

one day i am going to formulate a special butthole cream
to heal and nourish your butthole
and promote flexibility and softness

April 23, 2014 @ 10:12 PM 10 notes

Maybe this is just opening myself up for an argument, but as somebody who is actively struggling with an eating disorder, I’m really disturbed by people around me talking about their weight loss efforts,
I really believe that weight loss dieting is disordered eating, and talking about it encouragingly is an act of violence against fat people,
And people with EDs, too, probably.
I really don’t want to hear it ever
ever

April 23, 2014 @ 4:28 PM 10 notes

Somebody just referred to one of the sinks at school as “schizophrenic” because it won’t hold temperature,

I guess it’s about time I burn this place down,
I’m losing more than I’m gaining at this point,

April 23, 2014 @ 12:05 PM 9 notes

i went to sleep at 6 yesterday, but i have been exhausted all day, idk if i just had an awful sleep or am just very sad,

either way, it was remedied by the two chocolate chicks that i cradled back to the freezer, and ate when they were sufficiently cold,

but now i need to go the frick to sleep

April 22, 2014 @ 10:23 PM 2 notes

i watched him blow cigarette smoke in his cat’s face, he was garbage View Larger

i watched him blow cigarette smoke in his cat’s face, he was garbage

April 22, 2014 @ 9:39 PM 1 note

once, i invited a boy to go look at bunnies with me on the roof of the rideau centre (there are bunnies up there, idk why), and when we were up there, he was like “I have a rabbit at home. His name is thumper.” and i was like i swear to god if this is one of your straight boy dick jokes i will burn you alive, but it turns out he really did have a rabbit named thumper, and then he chuckled at me for asking if he had a condom when he wanted to put his dick in me, and he made fun of my sweet bunny-ear sweater,

anyway, he turned out to be a juggalo

April 22, 2014 @ 9:28 PM 13 notes

i’m excited as heck for In Conflict

April 22, 2014 @ 7:41 PM

today i finally joined the ranks of the haircut school elite
a teacher tried to give me a client, and i burst in to tears for seemingly no reason
i am one of them now, i finally feel
belonging

April 22, 2014 @ 7:40 PM 10 notes

gosh i wish i was cardcaptor sakura

April 21, 2014 @ 4:21 PM 7 notes

idk if i want chocolate or not.

a constant struggle, really.

April 21, 2014 @ 4:07 PM 3 notes

I bought a lot of rocks today to make necklaces!! And I’m going to the forest tomorrow!!!!!!

April 18, 2014 @ 11:00 PM 3 notes

Listen, I was eating a lollipop next to a sleeping cat, and she was making a cat loaf, and she woke up, and I said “Hello, do you want some?” and she licked it once, and thought about it a bit, and then licked it a lot of times, and then I did, and then she did, and then I did, and then she did, and she was all done, so I finished it,

So yeah,
I am alright, thanks

April 18, 2014 @ 10:56 PM 17 notes

I love everything in the dang world, I want to lie on every patch of dirt and cry, I want to say hello to every cat, I want to see every tree,
I love every dang skateboard I’ve fallen off, and every scab I’ve ever picked off my knee, and every time I’ve laid in the grass at night, or fallen asleep in the sun, or explored a forest, or picked a plantain to help somebody’s sunburn, even if they were garbage and misogynist,
I love every time I’ve stood in the middle of main street in the middle of the night, staring at the street lights, and the whole empty road, and thought about what it’s like to be completely alone,
I love every wave in every river and every ocean and every pond, even if I never want to put my head under, I’m content to just sit near them and look at them and tell them they’re pretty,
So maybe I was wrong about having been meant to be a seaweed, maybe I was meant to be a cat or a water hemlock or a lily or a human person who just needs to figure out how to exist in the world without putting their head under water
Or maybe needs to find a way to hold their breath idk

April 18, 2014 @ 10:38 PM 7 notes

I can’t deal with anything, I don’t know why I always think I have this unlimited emotional capacity when it is very clear I don’t

I couldn’t even literally put myself in the trash, I’d be too grossed out,

Useless

April 17, 2014 @ 5:41 PM 1 note