Dick Parts
I'm Rhube.
I'm an apathetic anarchist, a fickle vegan, and an agender gay boy??????
I like plants, especially lichen. I like boys, and rap music, and homoeroticism. I'm really in to fashion, myself, and glitter. I use too many words to say things that could definitely be said in few or no words. Basically, I am way cute, and people follow me because I am way cute.
I'm an apathetic anarchist, a fickle vegan, and an agender gay boy??????
I like plants, especially lichen. I like boys, and rap music, and homoeroticism. I'm really in to fashion, myself, and glitter. I use too many words to say things that could definitely be said in few or no words. Basically, I am way cute, and people follow me because I am way cute.
“This must be why people like sex”
a real thing that sean said
idk if it’s the weather, but people seem to feel increasingly comfortable making strange comments to me on the street lately.
today on the way to my bike somebody actually screamed “That guy is wearing the same shirt as me!! THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!!”
the problems with wearing “women’s” mesh shirts, i guess???????
And then once I got my bike, somebody mumbled “Yeah, save the world, No one gives a fuck”
i mean jeez, friends,
unneeded
IT’S LITERALLY THE BEST MINUTE IN ALL OF COMEDY OF ALL MOVIES OF ALL TIME
(Source: bobbymoynihan, via foxfurcoat)
i had a dream that i told Kanye that i really loved Yeezus, and he said “Really? I’m not a fan. Haha, just kidding, I worked really hard on it, i think it’s some of my best work, I’m glad you enjoyed it.” and that was it, and it was a nice moment.
we were watching 13 Going On 30 this morning because it was my friend’s 30th birthday, and mark ruffalo made a v sean-like facial expression, and i suddenly got way more invested in the relationship plotline
my gaydar, you know, the part of my brain that conflates gender expression and sexual orientation and thinks its something to brag about
i feel like gossip wouldn’t be such a bad thing if it weren’t framed in such a negative context??
i mean, essentially it’s wanting to know what’s going on w people, because you are interested in their lives
i mean maybe sometimes there is a bit of schadenfreude mixed in there sometimes, but i feel like all the negativity and judgement mostly stems from the actual attitudes around it
because if we didn’t feel like it was some ~cool thing we aren’t supposed to know~ there wouldn’t be that kind of guilt associated and then maybe we wouldn’t be so judgmental and unpleasant about stuff??
like, i mean yeah, if you always update your facebook relationship status, i am going to pay attention and want to know what went on, but that is because i think you are interesting and your life is interesting and i wanna know stuff about you, i mean damn though, i can’t ask people about it because then it gets all rude and secretive and judgmental because they think i wanna know some big gossipy secret
god he didn’t even tuck the top sheet and duvet under the mattress
what a dreamboat, fuck
get some not mint toothpaste like that Toms stuff and then you can have both!
my toothpaste is literally tom’s mint toothpaste
i should go back to green beaver star anis toothpaste, that’s shit’s fantastic
or cilantro mint omg
the amount of arguments i have had in my life about overhead lighting is like, not even okay
