Dick Parts

I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

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I had such a The Wild Oat meal just now, like lentils and rice with nutritional yeast, and licorice mint tea, w organic whole chocolate milk for dessert

September 18, 2014 @ 11:55 PM 2 notes

One of my best friends is a cop, but I just try not to have feelings about it…

September 18, 2014 @ 10:58 PM 3 notes

Nah, tbh, I feel really weird about being friends with him, bc I don’t believe anybody who has been a cop can be good??

September 18, 2014 @ 10:52 PM 2 notes

He might be a narc,
But he’s ~my~ narc.

September 18, 2014 @ 10:51 PM 3 notes

A Black And White Photograph Of Kanye West has finally realised that he can do things other than sit in a chair near me when I take him outside, after I just scooped him up, and plopped him down in a park the other day,
But I feel like I’m totally ruining his time, bc I’m just trailing behind, smoking and making comments, and he’s trying to be a Night Stalking Predator, and I’m just bumbling behind him, stepping on leaves and twigs and totally making him look bad

September 18, 2014 @ 10:08 PM 10 notes

[tw: drugs]

I keep my weed in my kitchen in cute apothecary jars labeled with the strain, and I was just like yeah come on over Literal Drug Cop
Jesus fucking Christ

September 18, 2014 @ 9:06 PM 3 notes

Like god damn I look good, he’s really good at hair View Larger

Like god damn I look good, he’s really good at hair

September 18, 2014 @ 9:06 PM 11 notes

hmmmmm is it weird to do discounts on outcalls if they have cats

September 18, 2014 @ 7:55 PM 4 notes

I’m so excited for Christmas I’m going to cry

September 18, 2014 @ 7:18 PM 6 notes

idk, he might be a narc, but he’s A+ at doing hair, like, I always look so good

September 18, 2014 @ 6:25 PM 1 note

[tw: drugs]

curb the school’s drug problem

I am a walking drug problem

I am it

September 18, 2014 @ 6:23 PM 1 note

[tw: drugs] a conversation w myself while biking down a hill (why?)

Me:
oh Christ, you did NOT bring enough weed today to make it through that trash day
Me:
yeah, 'cause that would have been great, to be MORE high
Me:
You were already high enough that you nearly invited an undercover cop in to your den of weed directly after finding out he was an undercover cop trying to curb the school's drug problem
Me:
You would have been so high you'd just give him your address and tell him when you get your weed delivered
Me:
You need a tolerance break
September 18, 2014 @ 6:21 PM 6 notes

the dynamic between my stylist and I kind of changed when I found out he is probably trying to arrest me

September 18, 2014 @ 6:12 PM 3 notes

My cat just put me to bed
Like, he decided I was up too late, and meowed at me until I got in to bed, and now he’s sitting on my shoulder, in bed,
Demanding, but logical,

September 18, 2014 @ 12:23 AM 9 notes

Of course it’s real, I said it while cradling my cat. 
We’re considering a new addition to the household.

Of course it’s real, I said it while cradling my cat.
We’re considering a new addition to the household.

September 17, 2014 @ 7:59 PM 2 notes