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I'm Rhube.
I like plants and friends and cats and hair.
v gay, v sick, v opinionated

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[tw: drugs]

I had the literal best day ever today. I microdosed w some acid, and went to the national art gallery for what was supposed to be the morning but ended up the entire day. I got really emotionally caught up in some textures. Learned A LOT. It was a really perfect date with myself, and then I got home just past 6, and took A Black And White Photograph Of Kanye West out on the deck while I read, and the whole thing was really nice.

I learned a lot about myself as an artist, and as a power bottom.

September 1, 2014 @ 9:17 PM 12 notes

We are having such a nice time, but I guess this is the point in my life that I will finally accept that I am weird? 
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We are having such a nice time, but I guess this is the point in my life that I will finally accept that I am weird?
Hmm

September 1, 2014 @ 7:12 PM 11 notes

i’m gonna get beefy and then squeeze everything i see

August 31, 2014 @ 3:11 AM 5 notes

i’m sad about all those people that i think are way cool, and want to be friends with, but am not because we’re too awkward in different ways and can’t totally relate

August 31, 2014 @ 1:34 AM 4 notes

A Black And White Photograph Of Kanye West literally runs away from his poop, it’s really weird

he’ll just suddenly dart out of the litter box, and run all around the room as fast as he can

August 31, 2014 @ 1:01 AM 3 notes

dogsonline:

try not to give bunny any crackers. she will cry for your crackers. she will try to eat them out of your mouth. she will try to take them from your hand. if she gets a cracker, she will crunch up so cutely, making so many crumbs. she will be so happy. BUT! for the next 6-24 hours, she will be lethargic and clumsy. instead of meowing audibly, she will just open her mouth and breath weirdly. she will fart two times more than usual. this is her “cracker sick”. bunny has a very delicate constitution. the only way to alleviate her crackersickness is to give her delicious cooked meat, prepared for humans. she likes rotisserie chicken and steak. this will give her “chicken strength”. she will run faster than ever and almost meow loud enough for you to hear from a few feet away.

(via dogsonline)

August 31, 2014 @ 12:51 AM 42 notes

afro-dominicano:

this is how i normally blog
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afro-dominicano:

this is how i normally blog

(via queerandeffective)

August 30, 2014 @ 3:37 PM 241 notes

i get so mad when my fries are unsalted
like, if i was on a low-sodium diet, i wouldn’t be ordering fries,
i didn’t order a dang baked potato, i ordered fries, the whole POINT is that they’re salty

August 28, 2014 @ 9:54 PM 8 notes

I’m so sick today, but this lil gem is taking care of me (by mashing faces and spooning all day)

August 28, 2014 @ 9:00 PM 10 notes

my drafts are Out Of This World View Larger

my drafts are Out Of This World

August 28, 2014 @ 6:45 PM 10 notes

oh good the cat is puking too

August 28, 2014 @ 2:55 PM 1 note

I am never going to leave my house again, I will get by on eating an occasional banana, I guess,

August 28, 2014 @ 2:42 PM 1 note

i have a fantastic record of puking in bathtubs while sitting on the toilet, but i don’t have a bathtub, so i puked in the garbage can, which i should have thought of years ago bc it is so much more efficient

August 28, 2014 @ 1:32 PM 6 notes

jerk somebody off with one hand, pet cat with the other

multitasking 

August 28, 2014 @ 12:24 AM 9 notes

(Source: scarewell, via fuckyeahhardfemme)

August 28, 2014 @ 12:04 AM 7,377 notes